24.06.09

Britain's least talented hygienist, Trash, has set his sights on glory at BWE's Last Man Standing tournament in Braintree, Essex. Trash has informed random people around the BWE locker room that he has "absolutely no plan of action" in capturing the gold of the BWE title.

"Trash just want to get out and wrestle,"

 declared the ever-wiffy Trash.

"I can't wait to do the headlocks and superflying kick things all over the wrestler mens"

Trash, who has undergone no formal training, may well be the least likely candidate in the history of Pro Wrestling to ever win a match. Though at least one person in the BWE locker room disagrees:

"Trash is a dark horse, I ate a horse once, Yeah. I'm the dark hourse"

No Trash, thats just soot and dirt!